Phone Sex

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So..it's another one of those nights when JR wants phone sex. I'm not in the mood...it's getting rather tiring, this phone sex business. I mean, real sex I could handle, but the phone sex stuff...oh well.
I decided to inject a bit of humour into tonight's session. A good laugh is as good as good sex.

Sandra: So where are we tonight...let's be at your place.
JR: Sure, you're the boss tonight.
Sandra: Okay, you're laying flat on your back on your bed. I'm suspended from the ceiling, angel like. Slowly, vampire like, I begin to descend from the ceiling. Floating towards you...slowly...sensuously.
JR: Okay Lady Gaga
Sandra: LOL...yeah, I left my egg outside, it wouldn't fit through your door.

SL

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