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Never a dull moment.

Once upon a time, there was a building in Weymouth.  It was a combination building  - Laundromat and apartments.
For some reason, this building attracted mostly bachelors, but there is one very nice couple who do live there.

Last year sometime, a young man named Jason moved in.  This became a case of Resident Evil,  because Jason was more than a little off.  For instance, he developed an attraction for the one woman who lives in the building (remember, she's part of the couple).  He began to follow her.  Oh great a live - in stalker.

He also took to lighting the odd fire outside behind the building, he would stomp on the ceiling, yell and scream into the night, but the piece de resistance was when it became known that Jason was...well, a bit of an exhibitionist. He would go out after midnight, with no pants on, and masturbate at various locations.  He actually did admit to going out without pants on, but was discreet about that other thing, LOL. 

When he went looney tunes one time over the appearance of some fruit flies, he was told by the landlord that he had to leave the building.  Like Elvis, he did. 

Next, a woman expressed an interest in moving in.  The place formerly occupied by Jason is  I understandvery, very small, and it's on the third floor.  There are a lot of steps to climb, and this female applicant apparently had breathing problems.  She said she wouldn't mind the stairs, as she didn't go out much.  Nope,  she was content to stay indoors and fight for air with her cats.  She actually did seem like she would be nice, perhaps that was her undoing.

Something happened, and she didn't take the place.   I don't know why....but in that small apt, there is now a new tenant.

Said new tenant goes by the name of Adam.  I found myself wondering whether he was any relation to Jason, as he appears to share some of the same questionable characteristics.   I haven't heard that he does any screaming, but he is apparently up to the stomping challenge and pounds up and down stairs at all hours.

Fires? He hasn't set any, but he did leave a candle unattended, burning on a table on the shared outside porch.  Luckily someone spied it before it became dangerous.    He has also stolen some items from other tenants (things they kept outside of their doors or in storage areas),  turned off lights in public spaces, and very weirdly, placed a bunch of coffee cups all over the Laundromat.   WTF?

Adam reportedly displays a blank, possibly cocaine like stare.   He is slated for removal this afternoon, I believe.

And they said it would be dull, living here.

SL